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Es común entre los tecnofílicos hacer a veces comparaciones un tanto absurdas (siendo sinceros, muy absurdas) y creo que esta es una de esas relaciones peregrinas que se te pasan por la cabeza de forma accidental y se quedan enquistadas como un cáncer neuronal hasta que las extirpas en formato de texto, ya sea en un libro que nadie lee o en un blog que nadie lee (por favor, llamad a la buambulancia).
La cuestión, de forma, ya que no creo que tenga fondo, es que la vida orgánica, esa que tanto apreciamos, y ciertos Sistemas Operativos (SO a partir de ahora) cotejan muchas similitudes y características comunes, lo cual plantea a pensar “¿Qué fue primero, el SO o la gallina?”.
La primera similitud que nos viene a la cabeza, la más evidente es que tanto nosotros (la vida) como un sistema operativo Windows (SOW a partir de ahora) nos resfriamos de vez en cuando, en relación directamente proporcional al descuido personal que tengamos. Así si somos unos “dejaos” de la vida, pasamos de cuidar nuestro cuerpo y si nos cortamos, nos chupamos la herida y santas pascuas; así después acabamos con un tétanos de caballo. Pues lo mismo hacemos con nuestro SOW, pero aún peor, porque no los duele hasta que los estertores de la muerte amenazan nuestra colección de Pr0n, que es entonces cuando se llevan las manos a la cabeza y dicen la consabida frase “¿Pero qué pasa? Yo no he tocado nada…” y otras del ramo.
También la vejez nos afecta por igual, solo que en ese apartado el SO nos pasa la mano por la cara por sus actualizaciones que lo van “remozando”, pero si queréis hacer la prueba, dejad de actualizar el SO durante, digamos 6 meses y veréis que empezará a padecer demencia senil, perdiendo cosas, dejando de ejecutar o ejecutando más lentamente ciertos programas, te costará cada vez más “levantar” el sistema… Igual que cuando nos hacemos viejos. Esto también ocurre en el caso del hardware, pero aquí mas o menos estamos a la par, ya que es lo mismo cambiar una VGA que una cadera, se sustituye y para casa.
También los SO padecen de estados anímicos, por increíble que parezca, hay días en que no hay manera de poder trabajar con ellos, pasan de ti, lo hacen todo mal, les cuesta horrores hacer las cosas y acaban exasperándote, de idéntica forma que ese compañero de trabajo (o tú mismo) que se levanta con el pié izquierdo. Y otros días que es todo lo contrario, van como la seda y no dan problema alguno.
Para ultimar, o bien hemos imitado nuestra forma de ser al crear los SO, o bien los SO ya han evolucionado a nuestra imagen y semejanza (llamad DIOS a los programadores), pero de todas formas, de momento parecen carecer de inteligencia,¿o no?
